Denim ebay shorts! Andddd my other shorts I dyed!

So I received my shorts today in the mail that I got on ebay! I was super excited...unti I tried them on. They are very very short, sort of in the "hotpants" style. Buttcheek city, which is not cool with me. I'm trying to find a way to wear them without looking like a lady of the night. I thought of tights, but I don't know how I could do that without looking like an idiot. Any ideas?
Here they are:

And my other shorts I dyed a couple of days ago! 

(thank you TumbleDye!)

toodles! 

xoxo 

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